Beatrix d'Este Killed Her New Friend.

by SuperGoateeMaan

May 5, 2010

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Hello. My name is Beatrix d'Este. If I'm fond of you, I'll allow you to call me Bea. On special occasions.

But of course, I'm not fond of you. In fact, I hate you.

(Don't we all?)

... I suppose hate is a bit of an ugly word. Please, allow me to refrain.

I loathe you.

I despise you.

I hope, when you die, (as all humans inevitably do) you will die a slow, painful death. Like my husband.

(You killed him. He's buried in our quaint little garden by the shed. Stuffed into the green suitcase.)

How old am I, you ask? Oh, I've certainly lost count of all those years...

(You're twenty-five.)

I'm twenty-five.

(Hag. You're growing old.)

They don't believe me, of course. They don't believe you killed my husband. They think I did.

(You did kill him. Stuffed him in the suitcase.)

That's not right.

(Buried him in the garden. Stayed up all night.)

I do really hope we can be friends, however.

(Stay away.)

Until then, I'm going to find you.

(Run.)

I've found a way out.

(Run.)

And I can't wait to finally meet.

(Run.)
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I deleted the drawing. I liked the animation better. Just a random short story thingy-mer-boob

Comments

LADYREVERSE68

Posted 4 months ago

WOAH. THAT IS AWESOME. was the story-thing based off sumthing?

SuperGoateeMaan

Posted 4 months ago

omg thank you!! :) And kinda not really lol. Beatrix d'Este is a saint whose fiance died in war and she becomes a Christian... I think. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrix_d%27Este <-- where I learned of her :D

and I just kinda made up the story as I went along. hehe