Traumatized: Dissection edition

by MuffinTopz

Jan 13, 2009

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Frog dissection is a super thing. Especially when your frog isn't quite dead yet and your teacher decides to kill it infront of you by smacking it on the table....

That's how it all went down for me today. I'm still shaking.

Oh yeah and i'm the excited one on the left if you were curious...

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Karen

Posted 1 year ago

OMG!! I had this exact thing happen in my biology class. I was traumatized for life.

Mc_Chick

Posted 1 year ago

&LMFAO* BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! i got to an online school so ill never have to do that X3

zhypervyper

Posted 1 year ago

uh...Karen...how old are you exactly!?

gamagama

Posted 1 year ago

hi everyone

tomatotoes

Posted 1 year ago

hehehe.... evil teacher...

Wow, guess I'm really lucky. I've never really dissected anything like frogs.

If I had stayed at my old school I would have had to disect a cow brain.. fun fun.....

Instead, I went to an environmental school, where one of our chickens died so our teacher dissected it in front of us. We discovered the source of it's death- an egg had grown so big inside of it, it couldn't function right... It was freakish and gross, and it made people cry. I almost puked. xD

Ick, I don't think I'd have the stomach to do it myself, though... but I have to take Bio next year... gulp

MuffinTopz

Posted 1 year ago

It really isn't that bad.

We were playing with them the day before (observing how they move, breathe etc.) and he killed them that night. Which was nice since they didn't smell like the preservative stuff.

But they were supposed to be braindead so we could see the heart function and stuff (which was so neat!) but ours wasn't brain dead enough. I'm still shaking.

Melinda

Posted 1 year ago

That is a great clip. I still remember that we had one guy in our group, and he did all the disecting for me. Otherwise I would have been traumatized for life just like you.

MuffinTopz

Posted 1 year ago

I don't mind it actually.

Just watching my teacher kill a frog infront of me and almost cutting open a live one scared me.

Karen

Posted 1 year ago

My teacher tried to tell me rapping the frog's head on the side of the desk was more humane than sticking a pin in its brain. I'm not so sure.

zhypervyper

Posted 1 year ago

You're right not to be-they should do the computer program for dissecting animals instead of wasting life

Leafpool

Posted 1 year ago

OMG!!!! WOW!!! that's scary. hope you don't get scarred for life... i would be
i've dissected a cow's eye, but never a frog.

gamagama

Posted 1 year ago

wow

abcx3

Posted 1 year ago

I agree that a computer animation dissection would be better, then later in life for all the kids who think they want to be vets or doctors, can do dissections then if necessary:)

zhypervyper

Posted 1 year ago

i dissected a frog-which had eggs in its you-know-what, a sheep's heart, and a cow's eye

MuffinTopz

Posted 1 year ago

I've done an owl pellet, worm, fish, cow's eye, squid, fish and frog.

In advanced bio/anatomy at my school you do a baby pig.

maxi5566

Posted 1 year ago

OMG this is funny!

Aaron

Posted 1 year ago

omg I love frogs but this head my laughing and tearing at the same time :)

random21

Posted 1 year ago

that would be funny... we only disect deer hearts during deer season!

Leo

Posted 1 year ago

That was really great. That really made me laugh hard. I, fortunately, have not had the experience of any dissecting.

tomatotoes

Posted 1 year ago

Yeah, I watched my dad dissect a fish. It wasn't so bad, since I was the age that "gross was SO WICKED!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!". Pretty muchly. :D

It's just.... at my old school, we each "adopted" our own chicken, and we identified them by colorings and tags. Plus we grew pretty attatched to them. But this kid's died, and so all who once know that chicken were like "...!!!!!.....". I felt so bad for him! Plus it was really really really bloody.
My teacher had to wear one of the operation aprons, gloves, and even a mask..... mmm, inards!

MuffinTopz

Posted 1 year ago

Bah I hate chickens D:

They freak me out...like monkeys.

But i'm still sorta in that "OH SNAP GROSS STUFF! :D" time..I always have been :P

That's why my friend chose me as her dissection partner, because she knew I would do it. But the funny thing is, she did most of it because after our teacher slammed the frog on the table I was shaking so bad and couldn't steady my hands enough to do it right that she had to cut it. She won't let me live it down.

rickola25

Posted 1 year ago

ive disected a baby pig once, it was so digusting!! i hate the smell, and i was the only girl, bleh, im scared for life.

SecretAgent3330

Posted 1 year ago

Hahaha!!! Thats funny! Last year in Science we had do disect a dead squid. Ewww!!! The room smelled like dead squid for the rest of the week. And after we were done doing that i picked up the tweezer thingys and starting poking around on it and i lifted up this one "part" of it and waht i saw almost made me barf!!!

SecretAgent3330

Posted 1 year ago

Oh and on Monday this week we electrocuted a pickle! Haha it was fun and the pickle was glowing lyk a lightbulb!!! And the room still smells like burnt pickle.

zhypervyper

Posted 1 year ago

i love doink, everyone can just cometogether and openly discuss topics of life-I DECLARE US, doinkians, THE ELITES!

LizardLizard

Posted 1 year ago

Oh, man. Dissecting. The good ol' days. I3

Blank_Canvas

Posted 1 year ago

ROFLMFAO! That is hilarious but kinda nasty. I'm holding down the puke right now.

Sasanimalgirl

Posted 1 year ago

lol

jaxumaa

Posted 12 months ago

LOL lemme RE-KILL that

NintendoCrazy64

Posted 12 months ago

LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! :D :D great job! XD

ratlover14

Posted 12 months ago

LMAO!!

ratlover14

Posted 12 months ago

Ha ha. "Let me re-kill that."
XD lmao!!

RandomEmo1919

Posted 12 months ago

omg i love that grrrrrr...thats amazing!!!!!!=^.^=

PanicSweetKiss

Posted 12 months ago

Omg, I'd be scarred forever o.o We're dissecting stuff next quarter XP It makes me wanna cry thinking about it...

latiaslatios

Posted 12 months ago

OMG!!!!!! that would be cool and awefull at the same time!

chefgirl95

Posted 10 months ago

I have dissected a sheep's brain, a dead worm, and an owl pellet,
They ALL smelled nasty.

hapeemonkey

Posted 10 months ago

the only thing i've dissected is a flower
(lame -.-)
But we are dissecting frogs at the end of the year o.o I hope that doesn't happen

kakashifangirl

Posted 8 months ago

I'm glade I'm home schooled!!! since I'm a vegetarian, I would rather run through a field of spikes then kill that cute little animal, but since I'm homeschooled I don't have to! WAIT!!!! I dissected cows eye in a Monday home school place, (before I loved animals a lot)